Forget the Highlander, King Arthur, and Conan! Throg the Younger, the adopted son of Throg the Elder, has come of age! Armed with nothing but eternal optimism and his trusty rock, the immortal Throg must now confront his DENSITY.  Of course, no pain, no gain. As Throg stumbles through the centuries, he leaves behind a trail of chaos and comic carnage. His nemesis, a word-challenged behemoth named Urshag the Destroyer, thunders at his heels, hungry for high-fat meat.  Prepare to laugh and wince, as our hapless hero staggers from medieval England to the post-modern present, ever closer to his inevitable, idiotic showdown with evil. Leave all sharp objects at the door. Throg is on the loose!